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TAKEN
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Movie Review by:
"Sweet" Dan Sweet
Directed by:
Pierre Morel
Written by:
Luc Besson, Robert Kamen
Starring:
Liam Neeson, Maggie Grace, Leland Orser,
Running time:
94 minutes
Released:
01/30/09
Rated PG-13 for intense sequences of violence, disturbing thematic material, sexual content, some drug references and language
"Pierre Morel who was DP on projects like The Transporter and Unleashed, goes about re-treading that ground and covering it in new and exciting ways, defying clichés and destroying stereotypes like crushing ants with a sledgehammer"
There’s something to be said about listening to one’s parents, I guess that could be considered the underlying theme of the new Liam Neeson vehicle, ‘Taken.’ Beneath all of its bone-crushing brutality, and bottle-breaking fury, rests a story about a father’s love for his child, and the sacrifices parents are willing to make to protect their children. Who am I kidding? This is a bad ass movie, about a bad ass ex-CIA operative taking on villainous baddies to get his baby back, and I’m not talking ribs.

Looking as hot as napalm death, Famke Jansen plays a bitter ex-wife with a serious hard-on for Neeson. She helps their daughter, played by Maggie Grace, fool her over-protective father into signing a permission slip allowing her to travel outside the country. What is supposed to be a chaperoned museum trip to Paris is quickly revealed as a teenager’s plan to follow a rock band around Europe, and one tough-as-nails father is none to pleased about it. He makes sure everyone knows how unhappy he is with this arrangement, but with the kids on the plane there is little he can do to change the circumstances.

Well, it wouldn’t be much of a movie if he wasn’t proven correct; as a result his daughter is kidnapped shortly after she arrives in Paris. This is where the ex-CIA operative part of his character swings into full effect as Neeson systematically hunts down those who may or may not be involved in his daughter’s disappearance, and questions them in the only way he knows how, under duress. Implementing some pretty interesting torture techniques, Neeson is able to coerce information from those who would hope to sell his child into the underground sex trade.

Lot’s of gun play ensues, some cars crash into each other, scummy euro-trash, electrocution, betrayal, hookers, and knife fights. Oh yeah, this has gotta be my feel good movie of 2009. Imagine ‘Commando,’ only it’s not written by Jeph Loeb (ew…no but seriously it’s co-written by Luc Besson who crafted The Professional), and instead of some meat head like the governator running around in a speedo we get an ordinary guy taking on some extraordinary odds. That’s what works about this movie the most, Liam Neeson might as well be your next door neighbor, and he’s so unsuspecting in his blandness the first time audiences see him unleash his skills in hand-to-hand combat we’re almost as surprised as the guy he’s delivering the beating to.

Without a doubt there is very little original ground to cover in a movie of this nature, but it’s the way the director, Pierre Morel who was DP on projects like The Transporter and Unleashed, goes about re-treading that ground and covering it in new and exciting ways, defying clichés and destroying stereotypes like crushing ants with a sledgehammer that solidifies this movie as a classic action film. Unfortunately with the untimely and extremely unfortunate circumstances surrounding the death of his wife, Natasha Richardson, I sincerely doubt we’ll see Liam Neeson in a hurry to take on very many roles where so much death and devastation is left in his wake.

If you get a chance to see this movie do so, you won’t be let down. It’s an action packed ride through Europe with a distraught father determined to put what’s left of his family back together again. Besides who doesn’t want to see Quai Gon Jin shoot a bunch of guys in the nuts?
 

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