THRASH
(**)-VITO CARLI

"In the war between the decent actors and the lackluster script, the script usually wins."

Thrash Sinks Because of an Undercooked Script

(053126) Thrash is an emotionally manipulative, direct-to-Netflix movie that combines two popular genres: disaster films and shark attacks. The film was supposed to get a proper theatrical release, but it was unceremoniously dumped onto Netflix at the last minute. It merges together many plot elements from 70's disaster films like The Poseidon Adventure (1972), Towering Inferno (1974), and Earthquake (1974), along with plot story elements from killer fish thrillers like Jaws (1975), The Deep (1977), Piranha (1978), and the more recent Meg (2018). Thrash also has some similarities to the Syfy Sharknado film series (2013-2020), in which sharks learn to ride waves during tornadoes. Unfortunately, Thrash is more inept, less absurd, and hilariously worse than those films.

Thrash went through several title changes. It started out as Beneath the Storm, which I consider the best title, then became Shiver, and then finally Thrash. The title shifts are important because they reflect the fact that the film lacks both consistency and a central vision.

Directed and written by the Norwegian filmmaker Tommy Wirkola, a horror specialist who has in his past films effectively combined comedy, thrills, alternate history, and gore. He is best known for directing the two Nazi zombie films Dead Snow (2007) and its sequel, Dead Snow 2: Dead vs Red (2014). He also made Violent Night (2022), a surprisingly good and well-received Santa slasher film, and he is currently working on its direct sequel, Violent Night 2, which is scheduled to be released this year on December 4. His worst film is generally seen as the genre-bending action/horror thriller Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters (2010).

This his latest film features a competent cast populated with many recognizable TV stars. The cast includes: Phoebe Dynevor, who won a BAFTA nomination for Bridgerton (2020-2022), Whitney Peak from Chilling Adventures of Sabrina (2019-2020), and Djimon Hounsou from Rebel Moon Netflix films (2021-2023). In the war between the decent actors and the lackluster script, the script usually wins.

Thrash takes place in Annieville, South Carolina, and effectively uses its ocean side setting. At the start, various characters are preparing for the imminent arrival of a Category 5 Hurricane. Some evacuate the town to seek shelter inland, but others are unable to leave and are trapped, desperately hoping they will be rescued. The water keeps rising after the levees break, and a group of sharks starts moving towards the more populated part of the town, anticipating a quick, easy lunch.

Dee, Ron, and Will are three unlucky foster kids who are adopted by an unscrupulous con man named Billy Olsen. He receives huge welfare checks that he uses to buy expensive steaks for himself and his girlfriend, Rachel. But he always neglects the kids and only gives them bread to eat. He takes no chances personally, but he gets the kids to risk their own lives doing dangerous chores by arguing that "sharks never eat kids". Viewers can be forgiven for hoping he dies in the most brutal way possible before the end of the film.

Phoebe Dynevor portrays the films most sympathetic character, Lisa, an agoraphobic pregnant woman who works at a meatpacking plant. She gets trapped after she has to rely on strangers to survive from minute to minute, and also perhaps to help deliver the baby. Another sympathetic character is Dale Edwards (Djimon Hounsou from Amistad), a Marine researcher who puts his own life at risk by coming into the flooding town to rescue the previously mentioned Lisa, who is his niece.

The two main plot threads are set up to intersect, but they never do. It’s as if the filmmakers had a pretty good idea for a script, but they never had the time to finish it or follow through. And while Thrash is at times thrilling, and the special effects are ok, the script rarely offers anything startlingly new and feels undercooked. The characters al suffer from this because in order to believe the situations they get themselves into, you have to think they are all remarkably stupid. Additionally, it’s annoyingly easy to predict what will happen to them and how eaches predicament will ultimately play out.

 So, although it is not completely worthless, it is basically an undistinguished time-waster.
 

Written/Directed by:  Tommy Wirkola
Starring:    Phoebe Dynevor, Whitney Peak, Djimon Hounsou
Released:    10/01/2025 (USA)
Length:    86 minutes
Rating:    Rated R, for bloody violent content, some grisly
 images, and language.
Available On:    Netflix

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