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KIDS CORNER REVIEWS FOR:
JULY 2007 |

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"Parents, we get dozen's of kid friendly
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MARVEL
ADVENTURES IRON MAN #3
a Marvel Comics ongoing series
Comic Review by: Jim "Good Old JR" Rutkowski
Release Date:
072507 |
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What is it with Marvel?
This is a company that has been in the comic business
for some 50 years. But making a decent children’s
comic seems to elude them. I don’t believe that I’ve
given a positive review to a Marvel Kid’s book in
quite some time. It’d a head-scratcher to me. Marvel
Adventures does nothing to change that either. This is
so unimaginative and by-the-numbers that I found
myself bored with a 26 page comic. Iron Man, in this
issue, does battle with….wait for it….Plantman!! Stop
me if you’ve heard this before. Please stop me!!
Plantman is a creature that cannot abide humanity
because we destroy nature. Ok. That concept was stale
back in the 70’s. The writer does not even have the
chops to play this as a parody. It is written as
though it were Ibsen. The artwork here is just as
finely tuned as the writing. There are one of two
perspectives in literally every panel: either you are
looking up at the characters from 3 feet below the
waistline or 3 feet above their heads looking down.
The intrinsically poor quality of the book forced to
look closer at other elements of content and I
realized that every page of ads were for some piece of
ridiculous Marvel merchandise. Marvel bottled water,
Marvel underwear, Marvel toys, sleepwear, bedding…..on
and on. So the comic basically exists as a way to
market trinkets. Marvel Comics: the hose of cynicism.
Not recommended for adults, children or pets. |
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SHAZAM THE
MONSTER SOCIETY OF EVIL #4 (OF 4)
a DC Comics mini-series
Comic Review by: Jim "Good Old JR" Rutkowski
Release Date:
071807 |
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After a disappointing
third issue, Jeff Smith recovers to end his Captain
Marvel miniseries on a real high note. This series did
something for me that has not happened for quite some
time. It gave me the same sense of fun that reading
comics provided when I was a kid. Smith’s series is
pure comic- book enjoyment. Some may criticize the
series for being too kiddie-ish in that the action is
not done in dark violent tones or that the sentiment
is piled on too thick. I disagree. Too many times in
comics and film, the action is too relentless. It
becomes action without excitement. In Shazam, the
action is whimsical but is always engaging and
imaginative. There is sentiment in the book as well.
But it is done with the intent of providing a real
sense of family and the notion that we need one
another to get through whatever obstacles life hurls
at us. I felt real nostalgia reading Smith’s series.
Comics in general are company comodities that are more
commerce than creativity. But every once in a great
while, a creator will put his finger on the pulse of
what the comic medium is capable of. They were
designed to spark the imagination, that sense of
wonder we all have and maybe, in some way provide a
moral compass for children before it is all lost to
the cynicism that comes with growing up. Jeff Smith’s
Shazam will take you back to those days and make you
wish they could be around forever. Don’t just buy this
series for your kids. Buy it for yourself. Very highly
recommended. |
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TICK'S COMIC
CON EXTRAVAGANZA
a NEC Comics one-shot
Comic Review by: Jim "Good Old JR" Rutkowski
Release Date:
071107 |
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Yep.
Ben Edlund brings back the big blue guy and his
sidekick Arthur for a new story that takes place at a
comic book convention. The convention itself is a
thinly veiled take on San Diego's yearly behemoth. The
story centers around a group of real superheroes that
are attending the con. While at their signing booth,
they argue about who's action figure is the best, the
merits of sidekicks and assorted other things that one
would expect superheroes to discuss. During all of
this, Tick is approached by a TV producer that wants
to make a series out of his exploits. The one
stipulation is that Arthur's character will not be
included. At first, the Tick seems fine with this
until he realizes that a hero is nothing without his
sidekick pal. Personally, I'm not sure I agree with
that sentiment but so be it. After a scuffle with a
professional wrestler who is also at the convention,
the Tick turns down the TV offer and ends up taking an
offer to appear in comic books instead. Along with
trusty Arthur. Unfortunately, this book is light on
laughs. The convention setting is an easy target for
comedy that has already been done to death in every
medium. The jokes are obvious and the underlying
sentiment seems forced. The art is fine but this book
is in need of a large dose of creative spark. I'm
sorry to say, not recommended. |
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FANTASTIC FOUR
AND POWER PACK #1
a Marvel Comics mini series
Comic Review by: Jim "Good Old JR" Rutkowski
Release Date:
070507 |
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Marvel’s
latest attempt to keep the Power Pack concept alive,
fails to connect on virtually all creative levels.
This is another case of a writer trying to reach a
young audience through, what he thinks, is hip
dialogue. Unfortunately, it ends up sounding like a
writer trying to write hip dialogue. The premise has
the Pack in school trying there best to blend in and
finding it to be easier said then done. They learn the
obligatory valuable lesson when Franklin Richards
joins the school. Through Franklin, the rest of the
super kids realize the difficulties of being the
social standouts. This is tired material that even
kids will be bored with. The art is anime inspired,
which seems to be the standard in most kids comics
these days. But there just is not enough here to
entertain even the smallest of children. Not
recommended. |
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