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“There were parts that I read where I couldn’t help but literally call Scott 
Summers a dirty bastard, and he’s a character that I’m fond of.”
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Reviewer: 
"Sweet" Can Sweet | 
       
      
Writer: 
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Artist: 
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AVENGERS VS. X-MEN ROUND 5 | 
 
 
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 AvX…AvX…Avengers 
Vs. X-Men… Avengers, or X-Men? Pick a side, any side, just buy the book, and the 
tie-in series (of which there’s really only one) and watch in awe at the 
fireworks that ensue. That’s the pitch, as I seem to recall; as I drift 
weightlessly through the World Wide Web, from comic-gossip site to comic-gossip 
site, week in and week out, reading interview after interview with any of the 
bevy of creators it’s taken to pull off this massive slobber-knocker, there’s 
only one thing that every single one of them seem to steadfastly believe: The 
readers haven’t seen anything yet. 
 
Issue five, or Round 5 as the cover would have it be known, has been referred to 
as the end of Act One by all parties involved (from what I’ve read at least); as 
such I was quite excited to get my hands on a copy to see what all the hype was 
really about. I prefer to keep my reviews spoiler-free, so if you’re looking for 
the deets you’re going to have to go elsewhere, but what I will try to do is 
quantify the amount of love I have for this title, if only for readers who may 
still be on the fence (and let’s be realistic, if you’re in at this point, 
you’re probably in for the long-haul). 
 
‘Event-fatigue’ is a made up, nonsense buzz-word that really doesn’t mean 
anything to me. Comics are comics, and stories lead up to bigger stories, and 
arcs are composed of longer over-arching plots, and so on and so forth forever 
and ever. The idea that fans of Spider-Man are going to get tired of seeing 
Spider-Man involved in bigger stories, doing bigger, more spidey-erier things is 
just asinine. If you’re one to complain of ‘Event-fatigue’ than you’re probably 
the same kind of kid who would remind the teacher that they forgot to assign 
homework; or you hate America and everything in it. It’s probably one of those 
two apt characterizations that best define who you are. 
 
To be clear, this isn’t just another summer event, this is THE summer event. 
This is “Civil War” on TEN, this is “Secret Invasion” without the cop-out, 
Skrully stuff, this is “Secret War” except nothing about this war is secret. 
This is the Avengers, current stars of the third highest-grossing movie of all 
time, and the X-Men, household names that rival Batman or Superman in the public 
consciousness. Get it yet? This is the AVENGERS VERSUS THE X-MEN; they’re gonna 
fight, and fight, and fight, and fight, and fight (to turn a phrase). Oh, and 
there’s the Phoenix Force energy that’s either going to save everyone or destroy 
everything, no pressure, really. 
 
Certain questions are answered in ‘Round 5’ (and for the record I’m only calling 
it that because that’s what’s on the cover, not because I think it sounds cool, 
because I don’t) and other more doting questions are raised, ones that seem to 
require more immediate answers to unforeseen problems. Drastic situations abound 
by the end of the issue, and one can only imagine that as rosy as things might 
have first seemed for Earth’s Mightiest Heroes, there are no more easy wins to 
be had here. The Children of the Atom are not planning on laying down for 
anyone. 
 
Perspective plays such a role in this crossover it’s not even funny. There were 
parts that I read where I couldn’t help but literally call Scott Summers a dirty 
bastard, and he’s a character that I’m fond of. I can only imagine those same 
scenes, when read by a fan of the X-family of titles, depict Cyclops as a hero, 
or in the very least a charismatic rebel unwilling to compromise his stance for 
anyone, even old allies. Where I see an old, stubborn bigot, many may see a man 
with more clear vision than his namesake would imply. 
 
So are you an Avengers fan, or an X-Men fan? Do you roll with mighty or the 
meek? I don’t think it matters much, really, because at its core it’s less about 
the battle taking place between the two teams of heroes, but rather the battles 
they’ll both face when the dust is settled. IF this is as HUGE as everyone says 
it is, and the staff shake-up at Marvel is everything it’s being made out to be 
(which in all honesty is ‘mum’, but I’ll take ‘journalistic license’ for $500, 
Alex, and speculate like a 90’s fanboy *rimshot*) I’m guessing that this, as so 
many that came before it, is more of a stepping-stone and less of a spectacle. 
 
But let’s be honest, it’s quite a bit of a spectacle so far too, and the star 
hasn’t been on the page, but rather humping pages out at a breakneck pace. John 
Romita Jr., who already illustrated the first four of this twelve issue series, 
shows up once again for issue, er, Round 5, stepping in to pick up the slack for 
whomever it is that’s coming late to the party. Romita is an artist’s artist; 
pumping out five issues in less than three months’ time is a feat in and of 
itself, but to do it with such keen attention to detail and dedication to the 
storytelling, well, his professionalism is truly unparalleled. 
 
Should you buy “AVX Round 5”, well duh, yeah you probably should; and in case 
you haven’t yet, you should be sure to pick up the first four ‘rounds’ and read 
them before this one. Do yourself a favor and grab the ‘VS’ miniseries that’s 
running concurrently with this series, as it seems there are too many fights to 
be had, and they needed a whole other title just to contain the extra punching. 
At first I was skeptical too, but it’s been a real treat, and it proved to be a 
really smart tactic instead of trying to lump everything under one banner, or 
making twenty different tie-ins when all you need is one. One! One is all you 
need. ‘Event-fatigue’…pffffffffffffft…I’ll never understand that. | 
 
  
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"Sweet" Dan Sweet is a Chicago-based aspiring writer and long time 
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